копипейстнул у Marik~, у меня истеееееерикааааааааа xDDDD это такое лоло, что я просто весь в слезах. на память, для повышения настроения.
Боянчик из англ.фандома. Какие фразы мы никогда не услышим в ПоТ:
"Oh my God, Echizen has lost again"
Tezuka: now, now children...let's not fight.
Oishi: What are you talking about!!??? Go run hundred laps!!! No excuses!!!!
Kaido: Momoshiro....let's work together for the greater good!
Echizen: Sakuno...will you go out with me?
Sanada: Ha...ha... that's really funny!
Ryoma: That's it. I can't do anything more. I'm giving up.
Coach Ryuuzaki: Singles 2, Ryoma! Singles 1, Horio!
Sanada: Rikkai is made of sugar and spice and everything nice выносите пилот-сана D
Tezuka: -activates pillar of wisdom- Kamehameha!
Fuji:
~ "F*ck OFF!!!"
~ "Activate SHARINGAN!!" [слезыыыыыыыы xd]
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Atobe: (flicking his finger) The winner... is ... HIM!
Atobe: Right, Kabaji?
Kabaji: No, it's not.
Echizen: You have no more to work on
Bunta: Get me my insulin.
Inui: Those who make mistakes will drink my Special Golden Power Remix Orange Juice!
Chitose: Sure, Tezuka is a good player. But if I were to say who is more fearsome, it would be Horio Satoshi.
Arai: Horio, be seigakus pillar of support!
Nanjirou: i like old womans!
Oishi: You're hurt? Suck it up, you wimp!
Ootori: Ikkyu... Nyu...Kon!! (while doing a drop shot)
Kirihara: (Activating the red eyes) My eyes hurt! I quit.
Tezuka: Echizen. Get lost, we need Horio to win the nationals!!!
or
Tezuka: Let you're guard down so i can look cool!
Reporter Inoue: Wow, Ryoma's really a natural doubles player!
Kirihara: Oh, I'm sorry I hurt your knee! Are you alright?
Renji: ARRRRGH!!!!!!!! No matter how I try, I can't open my eyes!!!
Niou(in the background): muhahaha....how's that for a super glue?
Sanada: Strike like Thunder!!!!
*Thunder strikes sanada*
Tanishi: Buchou, I have decided to go on a DIET!!!!!
Fuji: Che. To hell with Yuuta!
Yuuta: Nooooo! Love me, aniki! Love meeeeeeee!!
Ryoma: Who cares about tennis? I'd rather dance tango.
Tomoka: Ryoma, you freak! You suck big time!
Ryuuzaki-sensei: Nanjirou and I had an affair.
Atobe: I am awed at the sight of your prowess.
Momoshiro & Kamio: Synchronize!
Kintarou: Super Ultra Great Deliciou-OWW!!! I BIT MY TONGUE!!!!!
Zaizen: I'd be most obliged if you get in my way, senpai!
Kenya: WHY'D YOU LOSE, CHITOSE??!!!! WHY?????? I EVEN GAVE THAT MATCH WITH TEZUKA TO YOU!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kite: Tennis is a gentleman's sport. Do not cheat and uphold your honor.
Shiraishi: Booya. Fuji, you got pwned even after your power-up!
Tezuka: You've let your guard down.
Fuji: Ninth counter: making names for fake moves!
Eiji: Oiishi, you suck. I'm quitting doubles now that I'm better than you.
Renji: Why did I walk in front of that car with my eyes closed?
Marui: Here's my genius move! Tightrope walking... oh no! Why did the ball roll on the net and land on my side of the court?
Referee: Seigaku vs Rikkaidai Singles 1! Seigaku's Echizen wins by default because Rikkaidai's Yukimura is not well enough to play!
Ryoma: it's just a day without tennis, what harm could it cause..
Oishi: it's time to learn something other than Moon Volley! (doubt it will ever happen XD)
Tezuka: everyone, you're still not putting your best effort!
Seigaku: ehhh~! do we have to run 10 more laps?
Tezuka: no, it would be too simple and too predictable of me..
Seigaku: Then.. (eyes brighten up)
Tezuka: you shall all do chicken dance
Seigaku (jaw dropping)
Ooshitari: Gakuto, has anyone ever told you that you look like a girl!
Oishi: Eiji, which direction did the teddy bear* fall?
Kikumaru: I don't know. My mother has thrown it away.
Yukimura: Sanada, go and finish the last match!
Sanada: No, you go!
Yukimura: You go!
Sanada: You go!
Yukimura: You go!
Sanada: You go!
nanjirou: well horio, i will teach pop in case my stupid son wouldnt make it to the finals.
Satoshi: OK!!!!
So echizen didnt make because he decided to escape with sakuno to another place so....
game and match Satoshi horio, 6-0!!!
Yukimura: He is just too strong...
Horio: mada mada dana( Nanjirous usual phrase)
ten years later in another country...in the roland garros finals..
Federer: i couldnt do anything... he is too strong. As expected of the one who lead seigaku to win the nationals.... SATOSHI HORIO!!!.
and the referee ses: GAME AND MATCH : HORIO SATOSHI, 6-0,6-0,6-0!!!
new champion: SATOSHI HORIO!!..
Hirakoba: Captain, I want more gouya!
Coach Saotome: Ryuzaki, will you go out on a date with me?
Coach Sakaki: Atobe, you are dropped out of the regulars because you've lost your match against Echizen!
tezuka: boo.
Fuji: hyahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha (continues...)
Osamu: *whispers* hey, you guys, I'm not gonna buy you anything if you win!
Sanada: I stole all the coоkies from the coоkie jar.
Ryoma: I like looking at naked girls.
Seigaku: YAY!!! we can drink Inui's Special Golden Power Remix Juice.. OMG it taste so GOOD!!! give us MORE!!!
Atobe: Byakugan!
Fuji: OMG! This veggie juice sucks Inui!
Kaidoh: Ok, Ok, It's your win, I give up.
Chitose: Madame Galaxy, what move is Tezuka going to do?
Koharu: Unhand me, for god's sake; i'm not into men!
Sanada: Okay, guys. You should take the day off. I'm feeling happy.
yukimura: ooohh, i won...
Sanada: shaking. LIKE THE ThUNDER!!
in the next few second we see sanada's hand in yukimura's face...
sanada: your movements were terrible
Sanada: I'm leaving guys, i'll be back for practice tomorrow.
Yukimura: You're skipping practice?...where are you going?
Sanada: The new Naruto game came out today, and i'm gonna play it all day and night. I probably wont come to practice for the next week.
everyone:THERE IT IS, TWIST SERVE...
Ryoma: ouch ,my face!!!
Reporter Inoue: There it is... Sanada-kun's Fuu from FuuRinKaZan! It is so fast, we can't see the racket hitting the ball at all.
Sanada: Swift like the wind... damn! My racket moved so fast that I didn't even hit the ball.
Horio:Look, it's Fuji-senpai's disappearing serve!
Fuji: Get ready, the ball is going to disappear... wait! It's not supposed to disappear completely! Where did it go???
Tachibana: A nice magic trick from the genius Fuji.
Eiji: Go away, O-chibi, you bother me!
Ryoma: Inui-senpai, could you teach me data tennis? I'm tired of having to pull an incredible new technique out of my butt to win every game.
Kawamura (grabbing tennis racket): No good, I'm still cold!
Fuji: I have to create new moves for me to win in the match with Rikkaidai.
Shiraishi: Why are you bothering yourself with more complicated techniques? Just play like me. I only have one special move, and I still manage to defeat you.
Shitenhouji after graduation
Kintarou: waaah!!!! Shiraishi-senpai, I'm gonna miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiraishi: me too...now that I'm leaving, let me show you my arm's true form...*unwraps the bandages*
Kintarou: *GASP* hOlY cRaP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Where's the poisonous arm?
Kikumaru: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
Referee: It's forbidden to use a ninja technique in a tennis match!
Inui: (Holding his note) The guy whose name I wrote in my book will forfeit his tennis match in 40 seconds.
Bane: You are unexpectedly quiet today, Amane!
Amane: Oh, it's just that I don't have any idea for a new pun.
Hyotei cheering team: Winner, Atobe! Winner, Atobe!
Atobe: Shut up! You guys are so noisy!
Kaido: What's up, dude??
Ryoma: one and a half split step!!!
Akaya: two and a half split stel!!!
Ryoma: three and a half split step!!!
*goes back and forth...*
Marui: I don't like cakes.
Yukimura: You guys! Even though you lost, your movements were excellent!
Chitose: By opening the 3rd door of Muga, the person may temporarily gain a power even stronger than the top pro today. But then the person will most probably........ DIE.*
(*Refer to the 8 chakra gates in Naruto.)
Yukimura: Unfortunately, I wasn't really in the hospital...
(takes off shirt, revealing Manny Pacquiao build)
Yukimura:...I was training in the mountains the entire time.
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Tezuka: My Zero-Shiki Drop has 108 Styles!!
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Hiyoshi: You seem to be putting on some weight...Mukahi-san.
Mukahi: Shut the hell up, Hiyo-boy! (scarfs 10th Twinkie)
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Nanjirou: Haah~! Lost again!
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Tezuka: Scatter...Senbon-Zakura.
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(Kaidoh starts bobbing and weaving, Mike Tyson style)
Momoshirou: He's weaving in a figure-8 motion!?
Tezuka: (He's going to lift the seal on it...)
Crowd: HERE IT COMES!! THE DEMPSEY ROLL!!
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Mizuki: (lifts hand) Sabaku Kyuu!
(Sand comes out of fucking nowhere and traps the opponent)
Mizuki: (closes fist) Sabaku Sousou!
(Cue bloodbath)
Atobe: Maybe I should participate in community service.
Fuji: Are your ready Tezuka? I have waited a long time for this match.
Tezuka: I forgot my racket... lol?
Horio: Echizen, are you ready for the last practice of the year?
Echizen: Nah, I'm not going to go. I need to study for this tough exam that is coming up.
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копипейстнул у Marik~, у меня истеееееерикааааааааа xDDDD это такое лоло, что я просто весь в слезах. на память, для повышения настроения.
Боянчик из англ.фандома. Какие фразы мы никогда не услышим в ПоТ:
"Oh my God, Echizen has lost again"
Tezuka: now, now children...let's not fight.
Oishi: What are you talking about!!??? Go run hundred laps!!! No excuses!!!!
Kaido: Momoshiro....let's work together for the greater good!
Echizen: Sakuno...will you go out with me?
Sanada: Ha...ha... that's really funny!
Ryoma: That's it. I can't do anything more. I'm giving up.
Coach Ryuuzaki: Singles 2, Ryoma! Singles 1, Horio!
Sanada: Rikkai is made of sugar and spice and everything nice выносите пилот-сана D
Tezuka: -activates pillar of wisdom- Kamehameha!
Fuji:
~ "F*ck OFF!!!"
~ "Activate SHARINGAN!!" [слезыыыыыыыы xd]
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Боянчик из англ.фандома. Какие фразы мы никогда не услышим в ПоТ:
"Oh my God, Echizen has lost again"
Tezuka: now, now children...let's not fight.
Oishi: What are you talking about!!??? Go run hundred laps!!! No excuses!!!!
Kaido: Momoshiro....let's work together for the greater good!
Echizen: Sakuno...will you go out with me?
Sanada: Ha...ha... that's really funny!
Ryoma: That's it. I can't do anything more. I'm giving up.
Coach Ryuuzaki: Singles 2, Ryoma! Singles 1, Horio!
Sanada: Rikkai is made of sugar and spice and everything nice выносите пилот-сана D
Tezuka: -activates pillar of wisdom- Kamehameha!
Fuji:
~ "F*ck OFF!!!"
~ "Activate SHARINGAN!!" [слезыыыыыыыы xd]
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