копипейстнул у Marik~, у меня истеееееерикааааааааа xDDDD это такое лоло, что я просто весь в слезах. на память, для повышения настроения.

Боянчик из англ.фандома. Какие фразы мы никогда не услышим в ПоТ:

"Oh my God, Echizen has lost again"

Tezuka: now, now children...let's not fight.
Oishi: What are you talking about!!??? Go run hundred laps!!! No excuses!!!!

Kaido: Momoshiro....let's work together for the greater good!

Echizen: Sakuno...will you go out with me?

Sanada: Ha...ha... that's really funny!

Ryoma: That's it. I can't do anything more. I'm giving up.

Coach Ryuuzaki: Singles 2, Ryoma! Singles 1, Horio!

Sanada: Rikkai is made of sugar and spice and everything nice выносите пилот-сана D

Tezuka: -activates pillar of wisdom- Kamehameha!

Fuji:
~ "F*ck OFF!!!"

~ "Activate SHARINGAN!!" [слезыыыыыыыы xd]


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Atobe: (flicking his finger) The winner... is ... HIM!

Atobe: Right, Kabaji?
Kabaji: No, it's not.

Echizen: You have no more to work on

Bunta: Get me my insulin.


Inui: Those who make mistakes will drink my Special Golden Power Remix Orange Juice!

Chitose: Sure, Tezuka is a good player. But if I were to say who is more fearsome, it would be Horio Satoshi.

Arai: Horio, be seigakus pillar of support!

Nanjirou: i like old womans!

Oishi: You're hurt? Suck it up, you wimp!

Ootori: Ikkyu... Nyu...Kon!! (while doing a drop shot)

Kirihara: (Activating the red eyes) My eyes hurt! I quit.

Tezuka: Echizen. Get lost, we need Horio to win the nationals!!!
or

Tezuka: Let you're guard down so i can look cool!

Reporter Inoue: Wow, Ryoma's really a natural doubles player!

Kirihara: Oh, I'm sorry I hurt your knee! Are you alright?

Renji: ARRRRGH!!!!!!!! No matter how I try, I can't open my eyes!!!
Niou(in the background): muhahaha....how's that for a super glue?

Sanada: Strike like Thunder!!!!
*Thunder strikes sanada*

Tanishi: Buchou, I have decided to go on a DIET!!!!!

Fuji: Che. To hell with Yuuta!

Yuuta: Nooooo! Love me, aniki! Love meeeeeeee!!

Ryoma: Who cares about tennis? I'd rather dance tango.

Tomoka: Ryoma, you freak! You suck big time!

Ryuuzaki-sensei: Nanjirou and I had an affair.

Atobe: I am awed at the sight of your prowess.

Momoshiro & Kamio: Synchronize!

Kintarou: Super Ultra Great Deliciou-OWW!!! I BIT MY TONGUE!!!!!

Zaizen: I'd be most obliged if you get in my way, senpai!

Kenya: WHY'D YOU LOSE, CHITOSE??!!!! WHY?????? I EVEN GAVE THAT MATCH WITH TEZUKA TO YOU!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kite: Tennis is a gentleman's sport. Do not cheat and uphold your honor.
Shiraishi: Booya. Fuji, you got pwned even after your power-up!
Tezuka: You've let your guard down.
Fuji: Ninth counter: making names for fake moves!
Eiji: Oiishi, you suck. I'm quitting doubles now that I'm better than you.
Renji: Why did I walk in front of that car with my eyes closed?

Marui: Here's my genius move! Tightrope walking... oh no! Why did the ball roll on the net and land on my side of the court?

Referee: Seigaku vs Rikkaidai Singles 1! Seigaku's Echizen wins by default because Rikkaidai's Yukimura is not well enough to play!

Ryoma: it's just a day without tennis, what harm could it cause..

Oishi: it's time to learn something other than Moon Volley! (doubt it will ever happen XD)

Tezuka: everyone, you're still not putting your best effort!
Seigaku: ehhh~! do we have to run 10 more laps?
Tezuka: no, it would be too simple and too predictable of me..
Seigaku: Then.. (eyes brighten up)
Tezuka: you shall all do chicken dance
Seigaku (jaw dropping)

Ooshitari: Gakuto, has anyone ever told you that you look like a girl!

Oishi: Eiji, which direction did the teddy bear* fall?
Kikumaru: I don't know. My mother has thrown it away.

Yukimura: Sanada, go and finish the last match!
Sanada: No, you go!
Yukimura: You go!
Sanada: You go!
Yukimura: You go!
Sanada: You go!

nanjirou: well horio, i will teach pop in case my stupid son wouldnt make it to the finals.
Satoshi: OK!!!!

So echizen didnt make because he decided to escape with sakuno to another place so....

game and match Satoshi horio, 6-0!!!

Yukimura: He is just too strong...
Horio: mada mada dana( Nanjirous usual phrase)

ten years later in another country...in the roland garros finals..

Federer: i couldnt do anything... he is too strong. As expected of the one who lead seigaku to win the nationals.... SATOSHI HORIO!!!.

and the referee ses: GAME AND MATCH : HORIO SATOSHI, 6-0,6-0,6-0!!!

new champion: SATOSHI HORIO!!..

Hirakoba: Captain, I want more gouya!

Coach Saotome: Ryuzaki, will you go out on a date with me?

Coach Sakaki: Atobe, you are dropped out of the regulars because you've lost your match against Echizen!

tezuka: boo.

Fuji: hyahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha (continues...)

Osamu: *whispers* hey, you guys, I'm not gonna buy you anything if you win!

Sanada: I stole all the coоkies from the coоkie jar.

Ryoma: I like looking at naked girls.

Seigaku: YAY!!! we can drink Inui's Special Golden Power Remix Juice.. OMG it taste so GOOD!!! give us MORE!!!

Atobe: Byakugan!
Fuji: OMG! This veggie juice sucks Inui!
Kaidoh: Ok, Ok, It's your win, I give up.
Chitose: Madame Galaxy, what move is Tezuka going to do?
Koharu: Unhand me, for god's sake; i'm not into men!

Sanada: Okay, guys. You should take the day off. I'm feeling happy.
yukimura: ooohh, i won...

Sanada: shaking. LIKE THE ThUNDER!!

in the next few second we see sanada's hand in yukimura's face...

sanada: your movements were terrible
Sanada: I'm leaving guys, i'll be back for practice tomorrow.
Yukimura: You're skipping practice?...where are you going?
Sanada: The new Naruto game came out today, and i'm gonna play it all day and night. I probably wont come to practice for the next week.

everyone:THERE IT IS, TWIST SERVE...
Ryoma: ouch ,my face!!!


Reporter Inoue: There it is... Sanada-kun's Fuu from FuuRinKaZan! It is so fast, we can't see the racket hitting the ball at all.
Sanada: Swift like the wind... damn! My racket moved so fast that I didn't even hit the ball.

Horio:Look, it's Fuji-senpai's disappearing serve!
Fuji: Get ready, the ball is going to disappear... wait! It's not supposed to disappear completely! Where did it go???
Tachibana: A nice magic trick from the genius Fuji.

Eiji: Go away, O-chibi, you bother me!

Ryoma: Inui-senpai, could you teach me data tennis? I'm tired of having to pull an incredible new technique out of my butt to win every game.

Kawamura (grabbing tennis racket): No good, I'm still cold!

Fuji: I have to create new moves for me to win in the match with Rikkaidai.
Shiraishi: Why are you bothering yourself with more complicated techniques? Just play like me. I only have one special move, and I still manage to defeat you.

Shitenhouji after graduation
Kintarou: waaah!!!! Shiraishi-senpai, I'm gonna miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiraishi: me too...now that I'm leaving, let me show you my arm's true form...*unwraps the bandages*
Kintarou: *GASP* hOlY cRaP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Where's the poisonous arm?

Kikumaru: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
Referee: It's forbidden to use a ninja technique in a tennis match!

Inui: (Holding his note) The guy whose name I wrote in my book will forfeit his tennis match in 40 seconds.

Bane: You are unexpectedly quiet today, Amane!
Amane: Oh, it's just that I don't have any idea for a new pun.

Hyotei cheering team: Winner, Atobe! Winner, Atobe!
Atobe: Shut up! You guys are so noisy!

Kaido: What's up, dude??

Ryoma: one and a half split step!!!
Akaya: two and a half split stel!!!
Ryoma: three and a half split step!!!
*goes back and forth...*


Marui: I don't like cakes.

Yukimura: You guys! Even though you lost, your movements were excellent!

Chitose: By opening the 3rd door of Muga, the person may temporarily gain a power even stronger than the top pro today. But then the person will most probably........ DIE.*

(*Refer to the 8 chakra gates in Naruto.)

Yukimura: Unfortunately, I wasn't really in the hospital...
(takes off shirt, revealing Manny Pacquiao build)
Yukimura:...I was training in the mountains the entire time.
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Tezuka: My Zero-Shiki Drop has 108 Styles!!
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Hiyoshi: You seem to be putting on some weight...Mukahi-san.
Mukahi: Shut the hell up, Hiyo-boy! (scarfs 10th Twinkie)
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Nanjirou: Haah~! Lost again!
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Tezuka: Scatter...Senbon-Zakura.
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(Kaidoh starts bobbing and weaving, Mike Tyson style)
Momoshirou: He's weaving in a figure-8 motion!?
Tezuka: (He's going to lift the seal on it...)
Crowd: HERE IT COMES!! THE DEMPSEY ROLL!!
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Mizuki: (lifts hand) Sabaku Kyuu!
(Sand comes out of fucking nowhere and traps the opponent)
Mizuki: (closes fist) Sabaku Sousou!
(Cue bloodbath)

Atobe: Maybe I should participate in community service.

Fuji: Are your ready Tezuka? I have waited a long time for this match.
Tezuka: I forgot my racket... lol?


Horio: Echizen, are you ready for the last practice of the year?
Echizen: Nah, I'm not going to go. I need to study for this tough exam that is coming up.

@музыка: ост хётейского мюзикла xD

@настроение: yahooo xD

@темы: prince of tennis, fun, the Galaxy is about to be down one cute pilot